Tuesday, August 24, 2004

The gym

Dude. Let me say a few words about the bitch that works at the front desk at my gym today.
1 - she wasn't going to give me a locker. idiot.
2 - when I asked for one she gave me the blue locker key.
BLUE IS FOR BOY LOCKERS AND RED IS FOR GIRL LOCKERS. DAMNIT!!!!! I AM NOT A BOY I AM A GIRL. I HAVE BOOBIES (although some boys have man-boobs, that is not what I'm talking about) so, I said, can I use a blue key in the girls locker room? And she giggled, ohhh verry sorry ma'am, here you go.
DAMNIT, DO I LOOK LIKE VIN DEISEL OR SOMETHING, I MEAN SHIT...I KNOW I'M BUFF BUT DAMN!
Ok, that's it.

1 Comments:

Blogger Lance said...

love the blog...i know your thinking who the hell...naw you don't know me...just a fellow soldier here living the interesting culture or korea. I don't know that I could do two years of it though...what made you stay? if you don't mind me asking

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