Saturday

That is the most unoriginal title I could come up with. Well, it is Saturday. I guess it's appropriate.
Every time I see the phrase "potent potables" I think of Will Ferrel saying it on celebrity jeopardy on SNL and I repeat it in his voice. Watch, I'll do it right now "potent potables"...I guess it's funnier if you hear me do it. Yeah, way to go Alyssa...
My cat says hello to everyone. At least I think that's what she's trying to convey to you all. Although...she is just biting my hand. I think maybe she's hungry, or just the spawn of Satan. That's my nickname for her and it fits her well. This morning, she put a full claw into my ass. INTO MY ASSSSSSS. Why? I woke up because of that and I haven't gone back to bed since. Way to not let me sleep in on a Saturday.
So I am on yahoo messenger right now and some gross fat ugly 31 year old guy is like, what do you look like. So I said...are you a girl? He's all...no. Well, I says, I don't think this is gonna work out. Plus you're old and I'm young...Peace. I don't think he liked that but I really don't care. Guys are so gross...ugh, thank Goddess I'm gay because if I wasn't I'd be pissy all the time.
Ugh, now I'm going to go lounge on the couch, watch Xena and eat. Then I'm going to nap. What a great Saturday...but...I'd rather be on this island off the coast of China getting tan and taking party favors....but that'll have to wait for another time :) Ok, Peace!