Potent Potables

I'm not sure why I chose that as the title but it's damn funny. Will Ferrel is a God.
So I was watching the olympics at lunch today and the womens 800M relay was on. The announcers were so excited about swimming...I mean we DID win and we DID break a world record, but I thought the announcers were going to dive into the pool and frolic. They didn't though, which is too bad because it would've been fucking fantastic. Ok, back to my story. Then, we get to the vault for gymnastics. These announcers are the shizzy.
"USA steps up...ok and he's off and running, wow, great jump, a lot of height there, wonderful turn and.....OHHHHH wow. I can't believe he just fell. You know, you can't fall like that in the olympics" NO SHIT! The announcers are idiots. I think the American people are not so retarded as to think that the falling completely off the mat and onto his ass could be recovered. Just a stupid statement of the obvious. Why are there even announcers for gymnastic events I don't know. If I can just watch them do their thing, and then see the scores at the bottom of the screen after they finish I'm happy. I don't need someone to tell me that the guy fell.
Oi, had to get that out, but now I'm going back to work...or whatever it is that I do.
K, talk to you later :)