Monday, September 20, 2004

blech

I feel like I might either puke or pass out right now. I feel like complete ass. It's all because my room was a war zone last night. I think I ended up winning the war but I most definitely lost the battles. There were at least 10 mosquitos in my room. When I finally woke up and turned on the light I got almost all of them. And over half of them were all fat and bloated with my precious blood (and the blood of another) in their stupid gross stomachs. It made for a nice effect when I smashed them on the wall and their guts oozed red. Yummy. That may sound gross to you but I'm telling you what, the feeling of killing something so evil makes my night. It's a real sense of satisfaction. I have a few battle scars to show for it though, one on my chin, one on my hamstring and two on my right arm. Bastards.

Enough about the mosquitos. I'm getting itchy just thinking about them. i suppose I should go to work and be semiproductive.
First, let me give a shout out to Sheli because she a)did not complain at 2 AM when I woke up to kill the mosquitos ;) b) made me breakfast this morning, and c) made ginseng consumable, and if that isn't a feat ladies and gentlemen, I don't know what is. I'm so lucky :)

1 Comments:

Blogger rhymeswithmike said...

well, i didn't complain about the mozzies cuz you, um, helped me to fall asleep after (even though i counted no less than 15 bites all over my body). and i don't really think that toast and eggs count as an amazing cook's best meal, but i do agree that it was gooooood. as for the ginseng: all i got to say 'bout that is that you'd better have drank it all... ;)

12:44 PM  

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