Hank

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Originally uploaded by Ryssy.

This is Hank, the most amazing one night stand I've ever had. I know you're all wondering what happened to Steve. I was at the bar with Steve-o the other day and there was Hank, sitting on a bar stool with a Coors Lite in one hand and a Marlboro Red in the other. I could tell he had an amazing physique, even under his grease stained wife beater.
Steve could tell I was distracted and followed my gaze, only to find Hank involved in a beer guzzling competition. What a sight! Naturally Steve was jealous and we began to argue loudly about the whole situation. It's at this point that Hank comes over and tries to break it up. He was so manly, with his black curly back hair poking out from the neckline of his wifebeater. How I longed to run my fingers over his big sweaty hairy chest...I guess Hank could sense my sexual energy too because he told Steve to step aside and next thing I knew I was thrown over Hanks shoulder and taken to his Ford F350 SuperCab Deisel Truck. He took me back to his apartment where we had crazy sex for 15 minutes. Hank fell asleep right after and I ended up leaving because I knew this relationship could never work...It was too good to be true and so I left, never to see my Hank again.
I rectified things with Steve the next day after a lot of begging and apologies. But I'll never forget my Hanky...

If that doesn't make you want to date men, I don't know what does :)

Steve, don't worry, I'd never leave you for Hank ;) <3