Boredom II

Joey is in heat...AGAIN. This is ri-friggin-DICulous. This is the second time in January that she's been in heat. I keep getting excited thinking she's trying to be extra super cuddly (she's normally in my face anyway) and then I pet her and she meows and rolls over and shows me her belly. I think it's cute until it dawns on me. My cat doesn't love me any more than she used to. She wants a boy kitty to come over and put his little boy kitty hoo-ha in her little girl kitty hoo-ha and make little kitty babies with their own hoo-has.
I said no way woman. If you want any relief at all you best look over to your buddy Annie and get her to help you out.
You see, I'm trying to breed my two female cats to...ya know...anyway. The plan seemed to be working. Annie walked up to Joey, went to sniff her butt, got real close (at which point Steve and I got excited) and then Joey attacked. This completely throws my theory of Joey being the original kitty dyke out the window. Joey was sporting the spiked leather collar before we even got Annie. So now I'm all confused. I don't know who's gay and who's straight anymore. All I know is, I've got a horny cat and no way to calm her down except to shoot her with a tranquilizer dart. And since I'm fresh out, I guess I have to suffer with the obnoxious butt-in-the-air, ear rubbing and meowing that comes with a cat in heat.

In other news, I've had a few cans of coke, a cappucino and a peice of cake with more frosting than cake today. That's a lot of sugar. MMM...

Oh and for the last 4 day weekend we're having in Korea before I leave to go back to the States, I think Steve and I are going to go to Taipei, Taiwan together :) That is if my boss lets me go. If she does though, I'm really excited to go. That puts me in China three times in two years which officially beats out my Chinese friend in the States. Eva, something is wrong there and I think you should do something about it. :)

Let's recap...horny cats, check...sugar high, check...vacation with Steve, check...good.