Inappropos
Hopefully most people reading this blog know what inappropos means. Or at least what it means in my language. I did some online research and as it turns out, inappropos is not Latin for inappropriate. It's not Latin for anything. So fine, but that's what it means to me and I'm going to continue using it.
I've decided to compile a list of things that are inappropos. I'm going to write a book and each chapter is going to be a different place (ie...at the grocery store, at work, at the gym, at the movies) . Each chapter will be a list of things that are inappropos in those settings. I'm going to list a few things now that are inappropos in all settings. This would fall under the 'General' chapter of my book, which would no doubt be the first or last chapter. I'm leaning towards having it as the first chapter but I haven't talked to my publisher yet. Actually, I don't have a publisher, and this whole idea exists solely in my head. But everyone's gotta have dreams, right?
INAPPROPOS:
1) Flannel plaid shirts (unless you live in Korea, are of 100% Korean descent and are wearing the Korean light brown ugly flannel that I've come to know and love. If you don't fit all of these criteria then you are inappropos)
2) Mullets. Actually I take that back. Mullets are inappropos and yet appropos* at the same time.
3) Cellular telephones that can make phone calls, send text messages, send instant messages, send emails, send faxes, play MP3s, play video files of an entire episode of friends, take and store pictures, acts as your PDA, and wipes your butt. This is highly inappropos and I may be prone to kick the ass of the person with this device.
4) Calling someone the wrong name whilst in bed with them. I personally have no experience in this area, but a certain friend whose name starts with 'S' and ends with 'ean' does.
5) Drinking 2 bottles of wine in a sitting, then washing it down with a few beers. Or 2 kettles of Soju.
6) Drinking 10 Jack and Cokes in one night. This one I do have personal experience with and I can say that YES, this truly is inappropos in every sense of the word...even if that word makes no sense.
Ok, if anyone would like to the list of the inappropos, please just leave a comment and I'll add them into my next blog. Enjoy!
*The word "appropos" does not mean approriate in Latin, but it does in Alyssa's world.
I've decided to compile a list of things that are inappropos. I'm going to write a book and each chapter is going to be a different place (ie...at the grocery store, at work, at the gym, at the movies) . Each chapter will be a list of things that are inappropos in those settings. I'm going to list a few things now that are inappropos in all settings. This would fall under the 'General' chapter of my book, which would no doubt be the first or last chapter. I'm leaning towards having it as the first chapter but I haven't talked to my publisher yet. Actually, I don't have a publisher, and this whole idea exists solely in my head. But everyone's gotta have dreams, right?
INAPPROPOS:
1) Flannel plaid shirts (unless you live in Korea, are of 100% Korean descent and are wearing the Korean light brown ugly flannel that I've come to know and love. If you don't fit all of these criteria then you are inappropos)
2) Mullets. Actually I take that back. Mullets are inappropos and yet appropos* at the same time.
3) Cellular telephones that can make phone calls, send text messages, send instant messages, send emails, send faxes, play MP3s, play video files of an entire episode of friends, take and store pictures, acts as your PDA, and wipes your butt. This is highly inappropos and I may be prone to kick the ass of the person with this device.
4) Calling someone the wrong name whilst in bed with them. I personally have no experience in this area, but a certain friend whose name starts with 'S' and ends with 'ean' does.
5) Drinking 2 bottles of wine in a sitting, then washing it down with a few beers. Or 2 kettles of Soju.
6) Drinking 10 Jack and Cokes in one night. This one I do have personal experience with and I can say that YES, this truly is inappropos in every sense of the word...even if that word makes no sense.
Ok, if anyone would like to the list of the inappropos, please just leave a comment and I'll add them into my next blog. Enjoy!
*The word "appropos" does not mean approriate in Latin, but it does in Alyssa's world.
posted by Lyss at 3:14 PM
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Lay down, Honey I need that thing in me. Isecretly hoped my breasts would sag so much my obsessed child mightloose his desire through pure disgust.
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